This vintage tee shirt perfectly captures that unhinged feeling of being mentally checked out while Christmas chaos rages on.
Rock this depressed funny vintage tee to every holiday hellscape on your anxiety-inducing December calendar.
Perfect for dissociating through family functions while serving looks that go harder than your coping mechanisms.
Hey, at least your therapy sessions will be more festive.
• Vintage oversized t-shirt:
Roomy enough to hide from social obligations and your aunt's questions about your life choices
• Heavyweight graphic tee: 260g/m² cotton that goes as hard as your holiday-induced panic attacks
• Shirts with attitude: When seasonal depression meets streetwear
• 90s vintage graphic style: Because the 90s understood edgy wear better
• Custom distressed print: As distressed as you are about December's social calendar
• Premium combed cotton that's gentler than your therapist's voice
• Raw edge details for when you're barely holding it together
• Pre-washed fabric that's already processed its holiday trauma
• Drop shoulder fit perfect for anxiety-induced shoulder tension
• Double-stitched everything because something in your life should be stable
